Joe+and+Brandon

Conversation #1

Grandpa: Hello grandson BIlly. This papaw. Grandson: Hi papaw, do you have any money for me? Grandpa: Yes I do how much you need? Grandson: I need $300 for a car. Grandpa: Ok when are you going to pay me back? Grandson: When ever I get the money. Grandpa: Ok, just don't forget. Grandson: I wont. Conversation #2

Grandson: Hello papaw, how are you doing? Grandpa: Hi Billy, do you got my money yet? Grandson: No I don't I'm not going to have it for a while. Grandpa: Ok but you better pay me back. Grandson:I will

Conversation #3

Grandpa: Do you have the money yet? Grandson: No, I don't think I can pay you back I'm sorry papaw. Grandpa: What do you mean you can't pay me back? You borrowed money, youhave to pay back. Grandson: I'm sorry but I just can't get a hold of the money. Grandpa: You will have too, I'm not afraid to hit my own grandson. Grandson: Well I told you I will if I can.

Conversation #4

Grandpa: Do you have the money now? Or do I have to get violent. Grandson: Umm.. I got five dollars, is that good enough? Grandpa: &^%$ no, unless you get me some redman chaw and a bottle of JD. Grandson: Ok, I will do that immideately.

Conversation #5

Grandpa: Thank you Billy, now I don't have to go to the liquor. Grandson: Thats good, and also once you drink the JD look at the bottom you'll find a present.

And they happily every after, expect when granpa dies from serosis of the liver, and the grandson gets thrown in jail for trying to exchange a billion dollar bill.